(Haix..I love my job..lols)
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Friend: I like her and I think she likes me. Think we can go stead sia. Long term sum more.
Me:You told me..becuz?
Friend:Dunno, just ask you whether I should chiong anot?
Me:Oh..so you want me to make you think it'll work out..or you want me to make you forget her?"
Friend:...lemme think it'll work out lol
Me:How you know she like you?
Friend:Dunno, shes kinda shy when talking to me. Then her friend told me she like me and all. But when one on one she like..knows what to say to me..lol
Me:Shes shy around friends cause she can't relate you to friend. Thus, you are different to her.
Me: Her friend is bullshitting, dont take "friends" words, tho it may be true.
Me: Her friend is bullshitting, dont take "friends" words, tho it may be true.
Me:She asked you out to go with her friends, o joy. Next.
Me:She knows what to say prolly because shes being thinking abt it even before you both meet on the day. Theoractically, she has being thinking abt you at home or when your not even commucating to her.
Me:She knows what to say prolly because shes being thinking abt it even before you both meet on the day. Theoractically, she has being thinking abt you at home or when your not even commucating to her.
Me:Thus, I conclude that she likes you.
Friend:Wow...thx..rofl
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(on the other hand, I hate my job)
Friend:Hey can you help me? I can't stop thinking about my bf.
Me:Ok..you want me to make you forget him and break your heart ar?
Friend:Haha, you can try.
Me:Why you like him?
Friend:I never said I liked him.
Me:Don't lie to me, its abit obvious...bf??? L2lie better..
Me:Don't lie to me, its abit obvious...bf??? L2lie better..
Friend:kk, he is kinda cute, then very nice to me lor.
Me:Does he like you?
Friend:...how would I know? I think so. He very nice to me when we go out. Then he also ask stuff like he very concern. I dunno lar.
Me:Tell me the thing going thru ur heart n mind now, no use lying. Theres something ur not telling me.
Friend:...
Friend:...
Me:Dots now lar..cmon now, u ask me to help u..cant help if u dont wanna tell me all of it
Friend:Fine. You like can read mind like tat... I think he likes someone esle to. Then when I ask him, he got angry.
Me:U sure ar...you want to commet truthfully ar?
Friend:Try your best, only a few people can change my mind.
Me:If you can't answer these questions, you dont "like" him. And theres no point in the relationship.
Me:If you can't answer these questions, you dont "like" him. And theres no point in the relationship.
Me:Why do you like him?
Friend:I told you liao..
Me:Those are pathetic excuses, what do you know abt him that makes him special?
Friend:He just has a good personality and kind heart lar.
Me:How long you think you all will last...?
Friend:Long term lor.
Me:Your lying to yourself. Neway, what made u think he likes another girl?
Friend:He has less and less time. Think i over-reacting..But got one time, he say he dont have time, then he went out with another fella. My fren tell me1.
Me:ok...heres the 3 results from the questions.
Me:You don't know why you like him. Your reasons are not good enough for me lol. If you continue, I give your relationship...5mins after reading this. And yeah, he is two-timing you. He tells you he has no time. He goes out with another girl. If your his only gf, then there is no harm telling you that he cant cuz he is going out with another friend on tat day. Your friend guessed, but its usually rite. Neway, for you to suspect him to 2time you means you dont trust him enough. Simple equation, relationship = trust = love, no trust means nothing. Now go break up liao, no point holding on to him. Idiot is playing you. Btw, I'm not dumb, I know you like Nicholas. At the camp so ez 2 see, he had 2 exs..wanna guess why they broke up??
Friend logs out.
2hrs later.
Nicholas:WTF MAN! WHAT DID YOU TELL HER???
Me:Nothing, hows Deb?
Nicholas:You made her break up with me. Bastard.
Me:Srsly, what happened to Deb and Michelle?
Nicholas:Did you tell her abt my last 2 ex.
Me:Nope. But you were two timing them rite?
Nicholas:Yeah..and what you gonna do abt it..
Me:Nothing.
Friend logs in.
Me:~copy and paste~
Me:~copy and paste~
Me:You did the right thing.
Friend:I am still crying, I thought nic was a good guy.
Me:-Classified-
(Hmm counselling suxs)